Pros: I get to go home. Eat Good Food. Rest
Cons: I can’t study at home. My friends aren’t there. My Sister isn’t there so my family wouldn’t really care. I’d be wasting 2 days.
I just realized…
Sometimes I ignore girls for the sake of playing LoL…
No wonder I’m so Good. Damn.
ㅅㅂ 내가 이번시즌 손가락뿌려트려서라도 골드찍는다.
Friendship is such a beautiful thing.
Anon wouldn’t you rather get to know me?
Mmm… It’s weird because I like girls who can get me to laugh.
As for looks… I don’t know. I used to think I had a type but that’s wrong.
Don’t girls look prettier if you start liking them anyways?
That was THE worst lab of my life. I’m not smart or anything but in lab all you have to do is follow the protocol and boom, you’re out half an hour earlier than some of these illiterates. But holy fuck today was hard.
1. WTF how in the flying fuck of all that is holy did i get the only two hirsch funnels with the crack in them. Holy shit that legit made me repeat the experiment three times.
2. ‘No i wuv you more’ ‘No i wuv YOU MORE’ holy fucking shit, please, PLEASE shut the fuck up. The only thing more annoying than your voices and wuvy fucking duvy conversations is possibly chandlers girlfriends voice from friends singing gdragons trashy ass get your crayon song set as my 6AM alarm clock. You guys are OBVIOUSLY not lesbian and even if you were, our lab room is not a closet for you to engage in or profess your love. AND YOU KNOW WHAT PISSES ME OFF? I REPEATED MY EXPERIMENT THREE TIMES AND STILL GOT OUT AT THE SAME TIME AS YOU.
3. HOLY SHIT. You fucking undergraduate TA you dirty flirty sexist BASTARD. Stop staring at that white girl like you’re Tarzan trapped in an all boys school except in this version you were raised by 11 uncles and WALK AROUND. and hot white girl…. The amount of clothing you wear is directly correlated to the lab TA’s attention span…. Which happens to be correlated to, um i don’t know, my fucking lab grade? Just wear some clothes.
4. You horny ass bastard. I fucking did what you told me to and wtf happens? All the foam overflows like a fat kids ice cream cone on a sunday buffet. Tbh it looked liked jizz and i DID NOT LIKE THE CROOKED GRIN ON MY LAB PARTNERS FACE AS HE STARED AT IT (I swear he licked his lips). I will slay you the next time you try to give me another textbook lecture and try to get me to figure it out. I asked you for an answer not an explanation that could lead me to the answer you pretentious asshole. You’re like a witch trying to leave behind bread crumbs for me to follow to the candy house. Do it one more time and ill Hansel and Gretel your ass.
5. PLEASE invest in some stronger test tubes. I broke like five trying to get the stupid headache pill to fit.
6. WHERE THE FUCK DID MY GRADUATED CYLINDER GO??
Booked my ticket to the Big Apple for my Spring Break!
Well… that depends on where I am. I got really close to a lot of different people this year… and I think my college social life has turned into something that I could never have predicted.
Along the way I lost some friends but I gained ones that were just as cool.
But I have to say…
My friends back home are just too cool to pass up.
The room above mine keeps having its bed creek and squeak.
Wonder if he’s having a seizure?
And as usual… the night went on and I realized
Now I can’t go to sleep.
A lot of people do actually. They’re called my friends.
I never really felt lonely on valentines day before…. I always got chocolate…
But this one…
That would be a horrifying experience that would haunt me in those moments where I randomly think about all the embarrassing moments of my life.